Retirement Scenarios # 12, # 743, # 823, # 8, # 867, # 900

# 12) Astonishing geographical anomalies created a sinkhole that swallowed CBS studios like deep throat, Bob went down as well.

# 743) "Popular Blogger Carson" is commissioned to fix all the transistor radios on the CBS lot. Unfortunately he became far too excited and killed Bob en route to the final taping when Carson hit him with his car. Police records show an increased velocity between citing Bob and hitting him. Carson then drove into a sink hole unrelated to the sink hole above, see http://theprice-rebirth.blogspot.com/2007/01/retirement-scenarios-12-743-823-8-867.html

# 823) Lighting goes out on lot, retirement show is rescheduled for 7/8/07.

# 8) Everything goes as planned. A guy named John wins a car, Bob bids a tearful goodbye. Reminder, spay and neuter.

# 867) Plumbing goes out on lot, everyone refuses to leave the contestant line and CBS lot becomes a sight worse than Mardi Gras aftermath. Piss and shit everywhere. Three people puked; John, Mark and Judith, according to the respective name tags. Some abandon the line and seek refuge at a nearby MacDonald's, the employed there see the impending rush and begin defecating themselves. MacDonald's becomes as crippled as the CBS lot. The reaction continues like a virus spreading rapidly to East LA and Inglewood, eventually making it's way to El Segundo.... where it found its wallet and went home.

# 900) The announcer calls Bob's name, but he's absent. Justin Timberlake makes a poor joke about it.

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