Sunday, January 14, 2007

PIR Retirement Scenario # 273

Los Angeles (AP)- In a surprising and exciting move, to those of us in LA anyway, Bob Barker of CBS's The Price is Right fame has purchased a NFL team and is planning to move the team to LA.

Publicist Sharon Juniper said "Mr. Barker just wants to keep his hands in the entertainment bucket. I mean, after such a career, would you expect him to retire completely?"

Fans are both excited and skeptical, one LA resident was questioning the seriousness of Barkers motives. "Is he going to rename the team the Plinko's or God forbid the LA Beauties?"

While information released on the subject has been minimal, people are speculating what team will be purchased.

"Although it would be impossible to determine who exactly Barker has his eye on, the Vegas numbers are saying the Oakland Raiders, due to their performance lately and the proximity to the greater LA area, but again, that's only speculation. My money is on Oakland however." said Vegas sports book concierge Tony "Tiny Tim" Martello.

1 comment:

kcmasterpiece said...

Bob cannot have my Chargers. Absolutely not.