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BARKER WORLD
With startling views of what was the U.S. Coast of California, Barker World affords its residents a world of entertainment and relaxation. Numerous five-star resorts adorn the coast and beautiful, once, National Parks fill out the interior.
A savior-like zeal has caused Bob Barker, formally of The Price is Right, to create a paradise in the once state of California. Giving residents equal shares of a warehouse of prizes. Residents of Barker World are often seen in new cars, sitting in new saunas or using an vigorous amount of supplement to complete the joy of their day.
Sound to good to be true? Visit us at Barker World, you may never want to leave!
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Washington D.C. (AP)- What was classified as a type 3 earthquake on Tuesday, has now been revealed to be a series of explosions set off by a rebel group in California. Media and Government buildings have been occupied, leaving them out of touch with the surviving United States. The explosions damaged borders on the state of Nevada and others lying adjacent to California causing a rugged area similar to a no-mans-land of WWII.
Government officials have yet to offer an explanation, but recently advertisements have been seen dropping out of planes on the bordering area.
"It seems that Bob Barker, you know from the Price is Right, has taken over the state of California and is using it to promote a prize filled utopian republic." Max Freedman of Nevada stated, concluding, "I'm leaving tomorrow."
With startling views of what was the U.S. Coast of California, Barker World affords its residents a world of entertainment and relaxation. Numerous five-star resorts adorn the coast and beautiful, once, National Parks fill out the interior.
A savior-like zeal has caused Bob Barker, formally of The Price is Right, to create a paradise in the once state of California. Giving residents equal shares of a warehouse of prizes. Residents of Barker World are often seen in new cars, sitting in new saunas or using an vigorous amount of supplement to complete the joy of their day.
Sound to good to be true? Visit us at Barker World, you may never want to leave!
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Washington D.C. (AP)- What was classified as a type 3 earthquake on Tuesday, has now been revealed to be a series of explosions set off by a rebel group in California. Media and Government buildings have been occupied, leaving them out of touch with the surviving United States. The explosions damaged borders on the state of Nevada and others lying adjacent to California causing a rugged area similar to a no-mans-land of WWII.
Government officials have yet to offer an explanation, but recently advertisements have been seen dropping out of planes on the bordering area.
"It seems that Bob Barker, you know from the Price is Right, has taken over the state of California and is using it to promote a prize filled utopian republic." Max Freedman of Nevada stated, concluding, "I'm leaving tomorrow."
A press release sent by officials of Barker World explained a bit of the history of this monumental action.
Barker World has been created to ensure new opportunities of community growth in progressive California. We have taken measures to ensure that the replaced government will not interfere and our citizens will be happy. We have sent a introductory constitution and electronic drum set to every household in California.
Bob Barker has appointed himself head spokesman, but has left all decisions to a panel of experts. Barker attributes this move to advice from his favorite breakfast casserole creator Kristin, or as Barker knows her, Masterpiece.
Barker World will be here for years to come and we intend to create a freedom dreamt of, but never realized in the USA, where not a few citizens but all citizens have access to their own RV.
Further attempts to reach people in power in the former state of California have proved futile. Only one person was seen across no-mans-land, he stood throwing plinko chips at reporters.
More updates will follow in this bizarre series of events that will undoubtedly shape history.
Barker World has been created to ensure new opportunities of community growth in progressive California. We have taken measures to ensure that the replaced government will not interfere and our citizens will be happy. We have sent a introductory constitution and electronic drum set to every household in California.
Bob Barker has appointed himself head spokesman, but has left all decisions to a panel of experts. Barker attributes this move to advice from his favorite breakfast casserole creator Kristin, or as Barker knows her, Masterpiece.
Barker World will be here for years to come and we intend to create a freedom dreamt of, but never realized in the USA, where not a few citizens but all citizens have access to their own RV.
Further attempts to reach people in power in the former state of California have proved futile. Only one person was seen across no-mans-land, he stood throwing plinko chips at reporters.
More updates will follow in this bizarre series of events that will undoubtedly shape history.
1 comment:
Yay!!! I'm Bob Barker's personal advisor? That kicks ass. AND I get an RV??? I like Barker World. I like it a lot.
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