Tuesday, February 27, 2007

PIR Retirement Scenario #1107

Here is a host of new jobs Bob might give a go when he's done entertaining the masses.


1-Traveling wonder tonic salesman- Not just for rejuvenating hair loss and bettering sex lives, but also hope, hope in a tiny bottle, but hope.

2-Circus Ring Leader- Come one, come all, for the amazement of Barker's 4 Tent Circular Celebrations of Circus-ry.

3-Prohibition era rum runner- Would require time machine.

4- Dinosaur Hunter - Would not require time machine as scientists in Papa New Guinea have created a real live Stegosaurus. (I'm still checking facts on this.)

STAY TUNED.

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