Saturday, March 03, 2007

Horoscopes and Minerva

UPDATE TO ANNOUNCEMENT!

I called Minerva this morning to confirm just how many extra minutes I have built up from long hours of astrological examination. The number turned out to be 437 minutes. Now I don't know how many hours that it, but it's a lot. So I'm giving them to you eccentric websurfer, bored computer specialist, lame high school kid with only online friends. This one is for you.

Minerva told me I would only have good days this week if the date included a 2,5 or 7, or if I ate an apple at six in the morning on off days, or if a trans continental walk in the park was heavily considered over the next moons. Whatever the hell that all means.

But she did agree to do a general horoscopes providing I provide the names, signs or years to her. So get them to me if you can. She also said that the 17th might prove difficult across the board, as anxiety is going to be increased by some force, I forgot what she called it specifically.

Stay tuned.

*EDIT* I've used about 75 minutes of my time to appeal the 17th decision and Minerva has taken it upon herself to change the entire feeling of the week in an effort to push the bad mojo from the 17th to the 22nd, which she assured me would happen. So I apologize if you've canceled your spa treatments due to the previous post, hopefully you didn't reschedule it for the 22nd.

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