Camera Pans Crowd of rowdy 6-10 year olds, all screaming and clapping, a standing ovation for the host yet to be seen.
Snoopy enters from left, waits for the applause to quiet.
Snoopy- Woodstock, we need some contestants here on contestant row.
Woodstock- Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk
Close Caption- We need Kelly Rochelle, George Allen, Jaime Yurogz, and Tompkins in contestants row, Come on Down!
Snoopy- Okay, our first item up for bid is a toy lawn mower.
Woodstock- Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk
Close Caption- This Toy Lawnmower is from Tyco, complete with multi-colored bubbling action when used properly, Snoop,
Snoopy- Kelly your bid?
Kelly- I bid eleven Cadbury Eggs.
George- A million.
Snoopy- Jaime?
Jaime- Eight Cadbury's Snoopy.
Tompkins- Seven Cadbury's Bob.
Snoopy- And the actual retail price of the toy lawn mower... twelve Cadbury Eggs, Kelly join me on stage please.
Kelly- Yeah, yeah, I won, I won
Crowd Applause, bells ringing ect. Kelly goes onstage.
Snoopy- Welcome Kelly, no please stand on the left, the left Kelly.
Kelly- You're my hero Snoopy.
Snoopy- Oh, thanks Kelly, the game were going to play is Eazy az 1 2 3. You'll have to place each of these three blocks with it's corresponding prize. "1" being least expensive, "3" most expensive. And the prizes Woodstock?
Woodstock- Squawk, squawk, squawk
Close Caption- Prize one Snoopy is an array of chocolate bunnies, one dark chocolate, one milk chocolate and one white chocolate, imported from Germany, these chocolate bunnies are loved the world over. Prize two is a new sandbox, sans sand. Prize three is a trip to McDonalds complete with playland and complimentary nuggets. Snoopy.
Snoopy- Kelly do you understand?
Kelly- I do Snoopy,
Snoopy- Well, get on it.
Kelly runs to the stage, puts block 1 on prize 2, block 2 on prize 3 and block 3 on prize 1. She then gets confused asks the audience who respond in a fit of applause, boo's and several toddlers throw their half eaten complimentary popsicles at Kelly based on her poor choice, Snoopy tries to intervene but slips on a popsicle and hits his head, he gets up a moment later only to quit the show.
Woodstock, being a true friend, walks out as well.
Next time on PIR for the Children, the producers decided complimentary popsicles are a bad idea and try to find a new host. Stay tuned.
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3 comments:
I don't know if Snoopy ever spoke? Which kind of makes the close captioning for Woodstock a bit confusing. Research Dammit!
Chirp, chip chirp
(close caption- bite me.)
If we're going to get into biting folks... it's technically "closed captioned."
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