Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Years Resolutions a la PIR

(from a memo taken stealthily from Mark Goodson's desk in the wee hours of 12/30/06 while wearing sneakers.)

1) More dynamic prizes-

People are tired of the same old bedroom sets and RV's, possible alternatives are space shuttle rides, indentured servants, monkey helpers, ect.

2) A new charitable organization

With Barker leaving in July, we'll need a focus besides spaying and neutering suggested charities include PASS (the People Against Scientology and all it Stands for), some children type Chernobyl effort, teaching reading (everyone likes to read) and/or on a serious note Reporters without Borders.

3) Hire more "realistic" models

Same sense as some "Dove" commercials where full figured woman are used, some models could include...


(it should be noted that either Mark Goodson or the person this memo was sent from had crossed out # 3 on this list, possibly due to market research on ugly people in regards to television.)


4) An All "Price is Right" channel running 24 hours 7 days a week 364 days a year.

Only December 12th would be off air, in respect

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