Personalized Retirement Scenario #616

Alex, it seems all lines of communication have been cut.

I've found your blender, Bob has it, he has been on a strict diet of mashed fruits and vegetables. He needed it. The puree function is paramount.

Also Indianapolis was a ploy, a cruel trick devised by some cartographer to confuse the masses. Have you ever heard of someone getting a cab in Indianapolis? Impossible. The cars are merely painted yellow, or orange with some iridescent radiation coming from under the hood.

DON'T LOOK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT

Further communication will be done by pigeon or hawk, I'm not sure which yet, it may take some time to train them. Do you have any pigeons ready?

Fine forget the pigeons, concentrate on the flight paths only, I'll work on some paper airplanes or kites. Something with a bit of elevation. Ground travel is out of date, UPS has screwed me for the last time and I'm becoming increasingly worried about this internet.

Please telegraph one letter at a time until this air transport can be worked out. Date them. Example. A- 1/31/07, B - 2/15/07 and such. Not full letters , letters, as in the alphabet.

Don't misunderstand me again, that mistake was made in Rio. Never forget.

Till that day.