Strike....

Due to the WGA strike I am officially going off air in a show of solidarity. The WGA has also requested people to come together against Fremantle Media, who own The Price is Right, due to shoddy treatment of writers.

This is of course not official as I am not an official writer nor a guild member. But I understand their plight and hope the companies understand it soon.

Oh Snap! A New Post!

The PIR blog is listed as dead on other sites, and they pretty much are correct. But alas a new post.

First off, thanks for checking, I might do this again someday, then again I might not.

Second, read my other thing, a comic at westerncomic.stripgenerator.com . I've been working really hard on it and I hope you like it, for it too may be dead soon.

Third, please grant your support to Drew Carey. He's hosting the Price now, and starting monday it'll be shown. He likes it, gives props to Bob by urging people to spay and neuter, and he's silly. Or so they say.

So tune in and tune out. Its a big world out there, good thing we have television.

New Host Reactions.

So it's been a few hours and I think I'm ready to let my jealousy slide.

We here at the PIR blog have decided to back Drew Carey. He's already got the job so I don't know what good it will do. We've decided to give full support for Drew in his new endeavor.

Why you ask? Is he good enough? How did you reach this decision?

Well, I watched Letterman last night, just to see him announce it. But the interview didn't start off that way, instead Drew went on for a bit about his love of soccer. Point - Carey.

Secondly he went on to quip that he wont be watching any American football games if Vick is playing. Love of animals and publicly stating such earns Carey point two.

Are there better candidates? No, not that I can think of anyway.

Let me know if you think differently and I'll make sure your opinion counts.

Carson out.

Inside sources...

You heard it here first.

Drew Carey, you know lovable fat guy with glasses, looked surprising like his rival on "the drew carey show" , you know that clown girl who wouldn't fit in a big rig.

Anyway, I'm super-duperly thrilled for Drew. At least McDonald's wont go out of business.


Sorry to rant, just making sure that if Drew wanted to see what press this got, he would be a bit dismayed, maybe enough to drop out of the race. But alas, my kindness wont allow this kind of treatment.

He's not that fat, and I shouldn't target that anyway. He's made me laugh before, but Bob Barker is one not easy to replace. I could think of worse candidates, and better ones, but Drew's alright.

Will I continue, critique his preformance? No, I'm done, save for a good-bye post linking to a few of my favorite things.

In all I wish him well, he's got a hand in the cookie jar of American bliss, and hopefully he'll find that double chocolate chip I left him.

Bon Jour. Carson.

What next?

So, I'm pretty much done with all I can say about PIR. Sure I could probably write an entire encyclopedia on the subject, but sometimes life calls for change.

I'm calling on you all to help me decide what direction to go next. I'll throw out some choices or you can comment with your own.

For those who liked the comics, I may embark on an entire Blog of comics. That's choice 1, please text 'use 1' to 55535 and votes will be tabulated over the next week.*

Choice 2 is an ongoing repository for letters addressed to famous people or popular institutions.

Choice 3 is me taking over Perez Hilton's spot in the growing world of celebrity gossip.

You decide, or help me decide.

Your's Carson.

*please don't actually text, I just wanted to put that in there.

Rated G

So in addition to finding out how to post pictures, I've also found out how to get parental ratings to ensure my readers that this place is children friendly. It's bordering on PG because I used hell once, but hell what are you going to do.


If you'd like to check your blog it's http://mingle2.com/blog-rating.

TMZ got an R, so watch out kids and read this instead.

Unfortunately I'll be done soon, but all the material so far is open to all ages. I even snuck a 'dickhole' in there.

Carson out.

Rehab

"They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no no no."*

But I'll lock myself away if Rosie gets The Price.
First, too much controversy, I think this would be a ratings killer. Look, I'm not trying to be disrespectful but like Chappelle said, she wears underwear "with a dickhole in it." That and old people don't have much respect for the 'new'. That's why so much money is spent on advertising home delivery supplements, most grannies won't even try to save themselves the trip.
Also she's a hater. I mean the Rosie vs. Trump thing had it's moments on TMZ, but it's just press. And if you have to insult someone to get press, well then, how are you going to handle The Price? We need prince or princess, someone to delight us with innocence and a certian nobility. Can you provide that Rosie? Yeah, I'm calling you out, comment, I triple dog dare you.

Listen for the trumpets sounding, we'll bring this down wall yet. If you hear Rosie singing, it's all over.
Yours and Yours and Yours, and Mine. Bye.

*Amy Winehouse. (Who incidently I would like a little more if she looked a bit more pleasant. EDIT, maybe I just need another beer?)